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When I was little I used to go to Sunday School. I used to worry about going to hell, although the UCC didn't really push eternal punishment much. I suppose I just liked to think about things that were just a little to hard for me to get my mind around.

Anyway, when I told my mom I was worried about going to hell, and she told me that hell was on earth. I didn't understand her at the time, but I do now.


So anyway, when I'm not reflecting on how life sucks and then you die, I like rabbits. A whole lot. The American Rabbit Breeders Association Recognizes about 40 different breeds, some of which I have noded, and some of which I intend to node. I'm primarily interested in interesting breeds, like Dwarf Hotots (if you're interested you should do a search for photos sometime, they're freaky looking). I don't have a hell of a lot of spare time, so I'm putting a list of them here to remind me to do it, and explaining the list because I read other people's homenodes, although I don't think most people bother...

*I should add that if any one is reading this and knows somthing about these breeds, or any other breed, by all means, I'm not trying to have some kind of personal bunny monopoly or something...

Checkered Giant
Belgian Hare
New Zealand
English Spot
Chinchilla (standard, American and Giant)

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