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• the time I felt like a real man
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Tasty meat for moral vegetarians
• If the real world were like the internet
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• Stop acting like an asshole
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• The fact of a man being a poisoner is nothing against the quality of his prose.
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• stop being so English
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Anger, shaped like a man
• I feel like I'm being watched
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• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
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• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• A man, like a twig
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• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• The old man at the bus stop
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• Half-sour pickle
• Being the Younger Man
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• The real reason there are no third parties in American politics
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• American Vegetarian Party
• Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
• On being a man
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• American IV: The Man Comes Around
• I do not like the radio man.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• like, stop stuttering
• It's almost like you're real
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• A Man Like Putin
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and Body of Man
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Are you a REAL American?
• It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat
• God is for Real, Man
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• The top secret of talking like an American
• Meditation VI: Of the Existence of Material Things, and of the real Distinction between the Soul and the Body of Man : 2
• On being American
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• The Lazy Vegetarian Makes Chorizo Tacos
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• Interpretations of the lyrics to American Pie
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• American girls are all so easy
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• Indian policies of famous Americans
• Why is American cheese orange?
• American History X
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• What the American people want politics to be
• Standard American English
• Standard African American English
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• South American Cheek Kiss
• American Museum of Natural History
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• Commercialization of higher American education
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• Racial Perceptions in Contemporary America
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• My understanding of Americans is based on the Jerry Springer Show
• American Turkey
• Who's Who Among American High School Students
• American Sign Language
• American Contraction Reflex
• An American in Dublin
• origin of modern English names
• the origin of modern African American names
• The Oxford American
• When writers use Latin
• Americans' inability to distinguish between England and Britain
• Why the American Dream is the rest of the world's nightmare
• The Paranoid Style in American Politics
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• An American Dream
• Red Dwarf: American Pilot
• American supremacy, arms sales and proliferation
• It's my right as an American
• Aspects of pagan mystery religions in American rave culture
• Young Americans
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• Americans are rude
• Last Great American Whale
• American Names
• World League of American Football
• A secret of American pronunciation: Letters 't' and 'd'
• American Bulldogs
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• The American Story Project

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