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e-fucking-gads. It sounds like some sort of Dungeons and Dragons beast. Womyn, now that's a word that goes weird if you stare at it too long.

Hrmm, perhaps a womyn is something like a "faggit" or a "Strait", some sort of 8 legged woman, or a woman with a tail perhaps. If only we could catch one alive we could sell it for millions, we'd be rich!



As I cruise more here (this is a work in progress) I see that wimmin, womyn, wymyn are actually only "women" who cannot spell, hate vowels or hate men.

"Militant feminism" (direct quote), what an interesting concept. Let's be what we hate men for being.

And what is the deal with this whole "Riot Grrl" thing? Is this one person? In the last 15 minutes I have seen the words "riot" and "grrl" next to each other about 30 times on 20 different web sites referring to what seems to be different people. Is this some sort of young, militant, feminist, borg, hive mind movement?

Gryytyngs, I am RiotGrrl-xjz56-g, prepare to lysten to Any Dyfrynco.

All I can infer from all of this is that the vowels in all of these words keep disappearing to who knows where, and the text on the pages keeps getting bigger with more punctuation. So apparently the more militant you become the less you like the letters o and e; why I cannot even begin to guess.

At any rate, I can see a need to make a niche for your self, but some of this is just silly.

Some of my favorite quotes by wymnynmimyn...wymn-wymnn...by females on these sorts of pages include:

ELLBOGEN'S* GRRL PAGE (Womyn, women, and other species also welcome.)


Oh, the term Fe-Mail, that's cute.

XX marks the spot!

Anyway, you get the idea. I am all for equal rights, don't get me wrong, but the one example people keep giving is this "men get paid more than women" thing. That I am going to need to read more into. There was something like 2 women graduating from college for every man this year. If women are still getting shafted perhaps they should ask for a raise? If I wasn't happy with what I made that is what I would do, or work elsewhere. Then there is "men beat women", go look at www.abusedmen.com, women beat men too. Not comparably so, but they do, which is something no one talks about. How about women who completely and utterly mindfuck men? Never talk about that.

So we have myn and womyn fighting and oppressing each other and beating each other and getting paid more than each other. Are we projecting here? I mean really, if you want better myn, then perhaps the wymyn ought to raise them better. It's a fact that children are raised more by their mothers than their fathers. Women play more of an active roll in parenting rather than equal parenting which is unfortunate (sometimes due to deadbeat men, I am aware). Take advantage of it if you are so pissed and "genderfucked". I was raised by a single mother, she taught me to open doors (which I get yelled at for) and to pull out chairs (which I get glares for) and to not judge people by sex or appearance.

What happens the day that everything IS equal. Will they notice? No more benefit concerts and misspelling their name. I swear, without this huge menacing oppression, what will hold them together?

I am just failing to see what all this is about. The myn and I will be over here not understanding. RIOT BOIZ! WOOO! MYN POWYR@! That would get me shot at. God forbid.

I don't know, you tell me, bad idea, good idea; lets use a phrase made popular by the KKK and swap out white.

Is it "HIEL WYMNMN!" next or what? :P

Creepy shit.
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