(idea) by moJoe Wed Jul 19 2000 at 23:02:45
Tell your boss that sometimes search engines load banner ads from outside sources. You can randomly load a pic from a sex tracking banner server and have no control over it. It wouldn't be that far from the truth except for the slightly important fact that the only time search engines load pr0n banners is if the cookies you cache on your machine show that you do most of your searches for porn related keywords. You can just omit that last bit though. ;)
I like it!