Suck It and See began its life in 1998 as a compilation on Howie B's Pussyfoot Records. It was a pornographically themed 2 CD set with tracks by Fantastic Plastic Machine, Howie B. himself, and a variety of other tricksters. Most of the tracks were pretty straight-forward downtempo numbers, but some had a few raunchy dialogue samples. These ranged from the amusing quotes from Nick Faber's "Same Girl Different Wig" ("You're not the only one who enjoys doing the dirty hula! Let's get together for that special tingle!"), to the somewhat subdued Japanese and French samples (respectively) in FPM's "Green Door" and Hyper Crad's "3 (Back Door Mix)", to the unsafe-for-radio "Cum Dancing" from Inevidence ("I bet you're dying to take that cock and fuck me, aren't you?"). Every so often, a prank caller to WRIU will request a "sex" song, so this is one of my first choices (along with actual soundtracks from random 70's porno).
However, the following year, the album was made into a movie by director Jacob Pandor, who licensed 7 of the album's songs. These songs are the only audio in what is an otherwise silent softcore porno.
Personally, I found the video entertaining. About half of those who get naked on screen are pierced and/or tattooed, which is typically a good thing. Hardcore porn enthusiasts, however, are likely to be disappointed. (In fact, the film has received poor reviews.)
Suck It and See, scene by scene
- We follow the gaze of an older man, with grey hair, as he watches The Girl, a slender redhead with a single suitcase and a short leather skirt, as she makes her way to the exit. He gets up to follow her, and stops as he watches her boyfriend (The Boy) emerge from an antique sedan. They kiss, and then have sex in the backseat while the chauffeur (The Blonde) watches. Fantastic Plastic Machine - Green Door
- We see underwater shots of The Girl and The Boy swimming naked, spliced with scenes of The Blonde and The Girl in a steam room. Howie B. - Only If It Hurts
- The Girl, The Blonde, and The Boy order Chinese food. The Boy watches as the other two model various bits of lingerie and they eventually all eat Chinese food naked together, before more sex with a video camera.Spacer - Jeffrey Pointdexter's Maximum Load
- We tag along with the three as they attend an exposition of fetish photography. Each photo comes alive. Hyper Crad - 3 (Back Door Mix)
- A burlesque show! Chari Chari Chari - Favorite Final Geisha Show
- The older man who keeps showing up in every scene goes to a porn shop and watches The Girl and The Boy on video in one of the booths. He runs out of tokens, buys a magazine, and has sex with a hooker in a nearby hotel room. Inevidence - Cum Dancing
- The Boy and The Girl go to the airport and then onto a plane. We watch them kiss and fondle and fuck through infrared cameras. DJ Miku - Pink Planet
Disc 1 - Tracklisting
- Love T.K.O.
- Kensuke Shiina
Daddy Long Legs - Atomic Fuck Machine
- Roudoudou - Porno Paradise
- Tiff McGinnis
Live From The Clermont Lounge
with Three Wheels Out
- Fantastic Plastic Machine
- Nick Faber
Same Girl Different Wig
Pepsi Tuckers Booty Beatdown
Disc 2 - Tracklisting
In Pursuit Of The Pimpmobile
- Hyper Crad
3 (Back Door Mix)
- Tim 'Love' Lee
Twitchin' feat. Chantilly Peach
- Howie B.
Only If It Hurts
- DJ Miku
Chari Chari Chari
Favourite Final Geisha Show
Jeffrey Poindexter's Maximum Load
Jenny Cum Lately
The DVD version features several nice photo galleries, and a preview for another of Pandor's films, named "The Operation", which is basically another sex scene filmed through infrared cameras, this time with two people on an operating table surrounded by doctors in scrubs.
There is an excellent critique of this film in Spectator magazine. You can read it here: http://www.spectator.net/NEW_ARCHIVES/suckit2.html