My cats are puking, and appear to have brought home fleas. My kid is puking, and needs Salbutamol every 4-6 hours for the rest of the week to breathe right because of some nasty virus. (We had to hold her down for her first nebulizer treatment. Fun!) My wife is away for three weeks at grad school, which just started yesterday.
Today can suck it. At least my daughter is taking a nap.