You are a
jamming wee
mutherfuckin'
cunt for winning
that money!


Sender:
Nick
+44777910xxxx


Sent:
18-Dec-2000
13:22:41

As you can see, Nick was somewhat pleased to hear about my good luck - I got a call this afternoon to let me know I'd won second prize in a raffle, £400 in electrical goods vouchers. I've yet to find out where I'm allowed to spend them, and I've yet to figure out what to spend them on, but I am glad that Graham weasled £1 out of me to buy the ticket to help fund his hockey team...