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by
m_turner
Thu Sep 21 2000 at 1:37:30
(This is an original
parody
of the
MSDS
for water)
Product
Information
Synonyms
:
Dihydrogen Oxide
Molecular Weight
: 18
Chemical Formula
: H
2
O
Composition/Information on Ingredients
Ingredient: Water (100%) (not Hazardous)
Hazards Identification &
First Aid
Inhalation:
Its called
drowning
Ingestion:
Wait until you
have
to
go
Skin contact:
wash with
soap
and water
Eye contact:
flush
with water
Chronic Exposure:
I'm retaining water!
Aggravation of Pre-existing Conditions:
Only if you're
dehydrated
Fire Fighting Measures
Fire:
Use water to extinguish
Explosion:
Umm... yea... right.
Fire Extinguishing Media:
Yes, it is.
Accidental Release Measures
Use a
mop
.
Physical and Chemical Properties
Appearance:
Clear
colorless
liquid
Odor:
None
Solubility:
100% (yes, thats right, water is 100%
soluble
in water)
Disposal Considerations
Whatever cannot be saved should be flushed to the
sewer
.
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