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It's scary how many of theses apply to me

Your favorite sport is Tetris.
You talk to your computer.
You argue with your computer.
Your computer has its own phone line.
You have dreams involving your computer.
You remember how to use DOS.
Your home page is longer than your resume.
You've ever installed Linux.
You always understand Dilbert.
You regularly drink Jolt cola.
You spend more time on the Internet than you do sleeping.
You've ever been dumped for paying too much attention to your computer.
Someone mentions foreign language and you think "Cobol".
You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "Intel Inside" logo.
You check your email before you check your answering machine.
You've ever tried to see how far you can move the mouse without turning off the screen saver. (Don't tell me, I'm the only one that does this)
You tinker with computers at work all day, and when you finally get off work, you rush home to tinker with your computer.
You know exactly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't know your spouse's birthday.

Sucking at The Sims	Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"	pr0n	When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
First generation geek	Geek Love	How to talk to tech support	Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
The Geek Party	A comprehensive list of Doomsday Cults and other roving groups of fanatical idiots	girl geek	nerd quiz
Discovering Your Inner Tantric Lesbian	geek culture	goto	geek rock
Go To Statement Considered Harmful	Tetris	Geek	What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
It's all good	Pretty Hate Machine	Jolt Cola	Eats, Shoots and Leaves

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