Today is truly a momentous occasion.

I made the last car payment on my car! I now fully own a 1993 Chevy Beretta.

How did I celebrate this event? As I was pulling away from the drive thru teller, I took a corner a litte too tightly and popped my back wheel up on the curb only to have it wham! down again.

So there you have it. I finally own my car, and the first thing I do is try to damage it.