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A life long coastal Californian, I spent the first 19 years of my
life in Berkeley, then went to UCSC and got my bachelor of
science in computer engineering. I then worked in Santa Cruz
for about 3 years at a company that went through various name
changes, mergers and buyouts. I finally took a severance package,
moved back to Berkeley, and am now attempting to writing a
fantasy novel.
Favorite anime/manga characters
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Ifurita of El Hazard. Not exactly sure why. I guess it's a
combination of kick-assness and pathos.
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Shayla Shayla, also of El Hazard. I like anime women with lots
of fire power but short tempers...
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Lina Inverse of Slayers. See! ;-)
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Tomoyo Daidoji of CardCaptor Sakura. She's so nice and loyal
and dedicated. *Sniffle* Why couldn't she have ended up with
Sakura?! *Waaaaahhhh!!!!*
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Washu of the Tenchi Muyo OAV. I have a soft stop for mad
scientists.
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Rei Ayanami of Evangelion. Some people think that she's a
fanboy favorite because they see her as some sort of blowup
doll, but not me; the mere thought of kissing her gives me the
willies, much less having sex with her (*shudder*). I
guess I feel towards her the common female reaction (though I'm
male) of wanting to take her and make her all better (like all
of the characters in Evangelion, she is extremely fucked up).
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Sana Kurata of Kodomo no Omacha. Cute, hyperactive,
excitable, get really into anything that she's doing, basically
nice but easy enough to get a rise out of, rather clueless. I
dunno why this combination makes he so appealing to me, but it
does.
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Urd of Oh My Goddess!. I like trouble makers, plus she's
sexy, tanned and exotic. ;-)
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Xellos the Mysterious Priest of Slayers, the only male to make
it onto my list. The ultimate trouble maker, cheerful yet
cruel, totally unflappable in the face of immanent death; all
around, a cool guy. ;-)
People in Anime and Manga
Miscellaneous things about Anime, Manga and Japan
Novelists
Nonfiction writers
Songs
Singers
TV
Favorite cartoons when I was a kid
Movies
Computer/Console games
Favorite E2ers
Jokes/Comedy/etc
Amusing trolls
Amusing rants, true stories and observations
- Sex, gender relations, and such
- Weird shit when you wake up
- What happens when you put a hard boiled egg in a microwave?
- Modern Marxism and its impact on Cheese Noodle flavour
- Wiccans as Wannabe Universe-Coders
- you can, but you may not
- How to write an "A" paper with minimal effort
- Ralph Nader vs. hot dogs
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- IS YOUR TEENAGER CONCERNED ABOUT INEQUALITY AND POLLUTION? CALL A DRUG COUNSELOR
- The Unnerving Revelations About Cherished Fictional Characters Meta-Node
- Rasputin : A Hard Man To Kill
- Philosopher's Drinking Song
- Gooogle game
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Attempting to Urinate with an Erect Penis
- why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Those chipper folk who love Mondays
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- stupid consumer warnings
- Jar Jar Must Die
- Things I've done on acid
- Snow White and my aggravating loss of childhood stupidity
- No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
- The unending confusion of watching a Christina Aguilera music video
- The Best Damn Parking Warning Ever
- people will steal anything
- I am a jelly donut
- Stupid Things Aristotle Said
- Why I should not fix your computer
- Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole
- Mommy, Why are Those Ducks Wrestling Like That?
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Blackcurrant and Earwig Juice
- The easiest way to thwart an automatically flushing toilet
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- The Lessons Learned the Hard Way metanode
- Grapefruit Moonshine Beer Explosion
- how to tenderize an octopus
- How to attract a man old enough to be your father
- Simple rules for dating one of my daughters
- why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- things people tell me that I refuse to believe
- Kids' Opinions: How To Make Someone Fall In Love With You
- Kids' Opinions: How To Tell If Adults At A Restaurant Are In Love
- Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone, waiting for me to SMS it to some poor sod
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Excerpts from the US Dept of Labors Dictionary of Occupational Titles
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" or an "ette"
- ancient Scottish tradition of basing your food on a dare
- Concise Guide to Forgetting How much You Suck
- Famous names which are also sentences
- nobody likes me everybody hates me think I'll go eat worms
- parenthood readiness test
- 36 Things Admissions Never Told You
- class action suit against God
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- With regard to your recent use of the L word
- Who the hell would name their daughter Lolita?
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator.
- the grammar demons
- Isms And Phobias In "The Lion King"
- Little things that are so annoying
- and you thought the USA was the only place with ridiculous laws
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- The Declaration of Independence - translated to German and then back to English
- How to Calm a Cat in Heat
- How I learned to stop worrying and love the LAPD
- How to explain conservatism to your squishy liberal friends
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- it is now illegal to die
- Confessions of an Ass-Kicker
- How The Hudsucker Proxy saved my life
- The Anal-Retentive English Teacher Who Lives in My Forebrain
- I am a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up
- Can of Sprite as a Weapon of Choice
- Studies Suggest Homosexuals Strikingly Similar to Actual Human Beings
- The Joy Luck Fight Club
- a game which involves running around at night with white plastic chairs
- The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
- swooning lessons
- compressed air as improvised bug spray
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" GIVE THE RABBIT A FUCKING BOWL OF CEREAL, YOU DICK!
- slow children
- A Child's View of the Army
- Kiss your pants goodbye, Evil One!
- My kitchen window has become an instrument of death
- Report Finds Marijuana Makes Things Kind of Funny
- Forks are the adolescent stage between teaspoons and tablespoons
- Killer Vegetables and the Farts from Hell
E2 Humor
Silliness and Strangeness
Misc. Humor
Computers
Science, Biology, Math, and so on
History
Health, diseases, and so on
Pseudoscience, fads, urban legends, and so on
Life
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