Waylon Smithers is the owner of the world's largest Malibu Stacy collection, has a nude picture of Mr. Burns as his screen saver, and uses a Mac.

"Your new duties will include answering Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his eyeballs, assisting with his chewing and swallowing, lying to Congress, and some light typing." From Homer the Smithers, orig. airdate 2.25.96.