Waylon Smithers is the owner of the world's largest
Malibu Stacy collection, has a nude picture of
Mr. Burns as his
screen saver, and uses a
Mac.
"Your new duties will include answering
Mr. Burns' phone, preparing his tax return, moistening his
eyeballs, assisting with his
chewing and
swallowing, lying to
Congress, and some light typing." From
Homer the Smithers, orig. airdate 2.25.96.