I was an unfortunate participant in this precious gem of a conversation. BTW, Co-worker B is a woman with a heavy West Virginia mountain accent.

co-worker A: "Bob is a nerd. He graphed the bandwidth of (company) during the Alan Green....Green-something speech."

me: "Greenspan."

co-worker A: "Yeah, that's it."

co-worker B: "Wait - Alan WHO?"

me: "Alan Greenspan."

one of the managers walks by and does a little subservient bowing gesture at the man's name

co-worker B: "Who is he?"

me: "The Federal Reserve chairman."

co-worker B: "Whatever that is. I thought maybe he worked here."

me: "Yeah, he's over in accounting."



Anyway. Y gave me some Toy Story 2 figures and I put them on top of my monitor at work.