See all of tubsex!
, no other writeups in this node.
Mon Jul 24 2000 at 0:58:56
The thing about having a big old-fashioned clawfoot tub is that you kind of subconsciously
expect it to get filthy
. It's old, old things get grungy. We never cleaned that tub and it was gross.
go to work
lemon fresh pine sol
and scrubby things and
crummy old clothes
I kind of want to ruin anyway. I am cleaning the tub instead of doing something else but I don't remember what, probably something that would further my career or help me grow as a person.
comes in the bathroom and says Whatcha doin. I'm in the bathtub scrubbing and she says Whatcha doin so I say BAKING A CAKE ALICE. I am in no mood.
Alice says You're awful cute when you're domestic. I say Thank you Alice. I'm cuter when I'm grateful and
when people help me. She says No and sits on the toilet seat.
I scrub and scrub. I don't really mind it. I always think I'm going to mind it but it's nice to grind off the dirt, rubbing wide clean streaks. It's not a bad job but I can't help but be cranky that Alice is going to sit there like she always does.
Sit around looking useless
while I take care of things.
My legs and shorts are all wet with water and
. OOO wet ass you know I like that, says Alice.
says Alice. Bend over so I can get me an eyefulla them
, says Alice. She starts making all these pornstar sex noises and using her deep dumb fratboy voice. This is the worst fuckme talk I've ever heard.
OOO yeah I wanna fuck you right there in the tub I want to see your luscious legs hanging over the edge all sudsy. I want to taste your pine sol lips honey baby ooo
scrub me lemon fresh raw
. She's grunting and moaning as she runs her fingernails in slow circles over my ass. I say Alice you fuckin lunatic dyke will you get control of yourself. Hell yes I'm laughing, how could I not be laughing by now.
And I turn around and I see she is my beautiful green-eyed troublemaker Alice. Who what she loves most of all is being ridiculous and what she loves most right after that is me.
I say Alice I reek. She says I know you do and she kisses me, leaning over from the toilet.
We should have filmed that, she says afterwards.
We could make a fortune.
I laugh and push her away. Get off, Alice. You reek.
Kaleidoscope of Heart and Mind
I like it!
Bath vs. shower
Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
He is radical and funky fresh!
Early, before our hands knew what to do
Walked a lobster on a leash
A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
How to get it
Panty Regents of the Planet Vajj
The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
Great Old Ones
As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
Art or vandalization?
The True Meaning of Smekday
X Window System
Transvaginal Oocyte Retrieval
love, booze, and Minnesota winters
The Rape of Nanking
It's a Wonderful Life
Bubble vs. Badlands
June 25, 2016
June 25, 2016
June 25, 2016
bob, bob, bobbing along
Family secrets, addiction and manipulation
Labor Participation Rate
Everything2 ™ is brought to you by Everything2 Media, LLC. All content copyright © original author unless stated otherwise.