(Hey guys, thank you for all the msges, but I'm not looking to make a definitive category... just wanted to leave the following as a note to dannyegirl.)
By request, here are a few of dannye's lighter, funnier writeups. Many of these I'd never read until today, so this was a fun little project (slightly sad of course, but I did still laugh, so thank you). I'll add more as I find them.
Charred cow anus
Plumber's crack
Picking your nose
NWC
Homestar Runner
Gone to pot
Pressed ham red-eye
candy cane