(idea) by jessicapierce Tue Mar 28 2000 at 15:47:53
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  • the Pope had never read the bible so we were rewriting it to make it easier for him. He's Irish so we renamed all the people things like Sean Patrick McFlaherty O'Donogue Simon.

  • climbing a mountain and my hands ached, I was too heavy for this

  • two glue bottles going after easter eggs. one was a dragon sometmes. I was a little like Mulan. One egg rose up to kill us. The old man put on the ceremonial costume so the spies would not be suspicios when he showed me the ceremonial cannon on the balcony, but they didn't know it was still functional.

  • dozens of library books filling the car. I tossed The Hoboken Chicken Emergency in back.
    • I like it!