Oh, you so handsome, and smart. I never seen
white guy who speak
Mandarin,
Vietnamese,
Japanese or
Korean before. You have sense of style, wearing clothes with
dragons and
tigers all over, and jewelry made of
jade! Your apartment is nice. I like the
paper lanterns,
shoji screens,
Buddha statues, scroll paintings, and
incense wafting everywhere. Just like home!
You strong, too. You obviously study martial arts. It is good, because you must fight father for my hand. Unlike me, he not so impressed that you know how to eat with chopsticks.
I want to bring you tea. Then I give you special massage. We can pretend you are army man G.I. Joe, and rescue me from rice paddies. Me love you long time!