A bear and a rabbit are each taking a crap in the woods. After a minute, the bear looks at the rabbit and asked.

"Mr. Rabbit, when you take a crap, does the poop stick to your fur?"

The rabbit paused, and after a few brief pensive moments responded. "Well, no, Mr. Bear. . ."

Then Mr. Bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.

Many thanks to Pat McCary for this joke.