A
bear and a
rabbit are each
taking a crap in the woods. After a
minute, the
bear looks at the
rabbit and asked.
"Mr. Rabbit, when you take a crap, does the poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit paused, and after a few brief pensive moments responded. "Well, no, Mr. Bear. . ."
Then Mr. Bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
Many thanks to Pat McCary for this joke.