and a rabbit
are each taking a crap
in the woods. After a minute
, the bear
looks at the rabbit
"Mr. Rabbit, when you take a crap, does the poop stick to your fur?"
The rabbit paused, and after a few brief pensive moments responded. "Well, no, Mr. Bear. . ."
Then Mr. Bear picked up the rabbit and wiped his ass with it.
Many thanks to Pat McCary for this joke.