user since
Mon Dec 9 2002 at 00:07:31 (12 years ago )
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Sun Jan 26 2003 at 20:33:27 (11.8 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
who...what?
specialties
convincing people to do odd, odd acts
school/company
duh, I said that in my bio stupid!
motto
If you were REALLY sorry, you wouldn't have done it in the first place.
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Jules Feiffer
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Hmm...let's see here. My birthday is February 16th, and let's just say that I'm not exactly 13 and up yet. You can tell that by my writeups though, right? Okay. I live in Portland, Oregon. It has great everything but weather...I hate the rain! It rains about 75-85% of the year here.

Anywho, I go to Portland Jewish Academy; t's TK-8. I'm in 7th grade. Whoops, that gives away my age, doesn't it! It doesn't really matter though. Spread it everywhere. I take

Humanities - your daily dose of Language Arts/Social Studies/Geography

Science - our school has the best science lab in the state out of all the middle schools

Math - I take 9th grade Algebra...what can I say, I suck at it, but it's an advanced course!

Text - We study the Tanach and the Talmud...fun. Like everyone in the entire school, with the exception of the guy's kids and this girl named Caitlin, I hate the teacher. If you are reading this, Mr. David Adelstein, get a life...and stop flirting with other teachers.

Hebrew - This is really the only fun class; most of my friends are in it, and we have quite a few parties where we listen to Eminem and eat the entire period. Unfortunately, the other classes tick the teacher off, so he's leaving. Pity.

Jewish History - nobody I know likes this class, but I don't think it's that bad. The teacher has been sick or out of town for about 60 percent of the year, though.

At home...I have a happily married mom and dad (22 years!) and a sister...ahem...not too loving. She is the most manipulative little girl I know. Yes, she is little, smaller than me, and she's in 10th grade. Well not smaller, just shorter, but I'm 5'3". But I have to respect her, because she is one of the most popular people in her class at Lincoln High, and my parents favor over me.

I don't know what else to write...how about miscellany? Okay! I eat way too much Easy Mac, and Ben and Jerry's. I devour the stuff.

I live about 15 minutes from the grocery/drug store, 20 minutes from any good restaurants, and an hour from school. This is all walking distance, although I tend to take Tri-met to school. Ah, public busses. Could we live without them?

Yes, I have succumbed to the sickness that is neopets. If you would like to talk to me, my screen name is _imreal_. I have also succumbed to AOL Instant Messenger. SparklyStar216, if you please.

I know what else I forgot to add! The best website I have ever been to in my entire life is www.homestarrunner.com...you all must go there. Also, if you want to know the site's secrets, ask me. I have them ALL. *mwah ha ha...* Truly, it is the best website ever.

MY SONG OF THE MOMENT

"I Can" by Nas

I know I can (I know I can)

Be what I wanna be (be what I wanna be)

If I work hard at it (If I work hard it)

I'll be where I wanna be (I'll be where I wanna be)

Be, B-Boys and girls, listen up

You can be anything in the world, in God we trust

An architect, doctor, maybe an actress

But nothing comes easy it takes much practice

Like, I met a woman who's becoming a star

She was very beautiful, leaving people in awe

Singing songs, Lina Horn, but the younger version

Hung with the wrong person

Gotta astrung when I heard when

Cocaine, sniffing up drugs, all in her nose

Coulda died, so young, no looks ugly and old

No fun cause when she reaches for hugs people hold they breath

Cause she smells of corrosion and death

Watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring

Cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing

So if you gonna be the best, I'ma tell you how

I know I can (I know I can)

Be what I wanna be (be what I wanna be)

If I work hard at it (If I work hard it)

I'll be where I wanna be (I'll be where I wanna be)

Be, B-Boys and girls, listen again

This is for grown looking girls who's only ten

The ones who watch videos and do what they see

As cute as can be, up in the club with fake ID

Careful, 'fore you meet a man with HIV

You can host the TV like Oprah Winfrey

Whatever you decide, be careful, some men be

Rapists, so act your age, don't pretend to be

Older than you are, give yourself time to grow

You thinking he can give you wealth, but so

Young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know

You thinkin life's all about smokin weed and ice

You don't wanna be my age and can't read and right

Begging different women for a place to sleep at night

Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish

If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this

Save the music y'all, save the music y'all

Save the music y'all, save the music y'all

Save the music

Be, be, 'fore we came to this country

We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys

It was empires in Africa called Kush

Timbuktu, where every race came to get books

To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans

Asian Arabs and gave them gold when

Gold was converted to money it all changed

Money then became empowerment for Europeans

The Persian military invaded

They learned about the gold, the teachings and everything sacred

Africa was almost robbed naked

Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships

Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went

He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces

Shot up they nose to impose what basically

Still goes on today, you see?

If the truth is told, the youth can grow

They learn to survive until they gain control

Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes

Read more learn more, change the globe

Ghetto children, do your thing

Hold your head up, little man, you're a king

Young Prince thats when you get your wedding ring

Your man is saying "She's my queen"