user since
Mon Dec 9 2002 at 00:07:31 (21.3 years ago )
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Sun Jan 26 2003 at 20:33:27 (21.2 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
who...what?
specialties
convincing people to do odd, odd acts
school/company
duh, I said that in my bio stupid!
motto
If you were REALLY sorry, you wouldn't have done it in the first place.
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Jules Feiffer
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Hmm...let's see here. My birthday is February 16th, and let's just say that I'm not exactly 13 and up yet. You can tell that by my writeups though, right? Okay. I live in Portland, Oregon. It has great everything but weather...I hate the rain! It rains about 75-85% of the year here.

Anywho, I go to Portland Jewish Academy; t's TK-8. I'm in 7th grade. Whoops, that gives away my age, doesn't it! It doesn't really matter though. Spread it everywhere. I take
Humanities - your daily dose of Language Arts/Social Studies/Geography
Science - our school has the best science lab in the state out of all the middle schools
Math - I take 9th grade Algebra...what can I say, I suck at it, but it's an advanced course!
Text - We study the Tanach and the Talmud...fun. Like everyone in the entire school, with the exception of the guy's kids and this girl named Caitlin, I hate the teacher. If you are reading this, Mr. David Adelstein, get a life...and stop flirting with other teachers.
Hebrew - This is really the only fun class; most of my friends are in it, and we have quite a few parties where we listen to Eminem and eat the entire period. Unfortunately, the other classes tick the teacher off, so he's leaving. Pity.
Jewish History - nobody I know likes this class, but I don't think it's that bad. The teacher has been sick or out of town for about 60 percent of the year, though.

At home...I have a happily married mom and dad (22 years!) and a sister...ahem...not too loving. She is the most manipulative little girl I know. Yes, she is little, smaller than me, and she's in 10th grade. Well not smaller, just shorter, but I'm 5'3". But I have to respect her, because she is one of the most popular people in her class at Lincoln High, and my parents favor over me.

I don't know what else to write...how about miscellany? Okay! I eat way too much Easy Mac, and Ben and Jerry's. I devour the stuff.
I live about 15 minutes from the grocery/drug store, 20 minutes from any good restaurants, and an hour from school. This is all walking distance, although I tend to take Tri-met to school. Ah, public busses. Could we live without them?
Yes, I have succumbed to the sickness that is neopets. If you would like to talk to me, my screen name is _imreal_. I have also succumbed to AOL Instant Messenger. SparklyStar216, if you please.

I know what else I forgot to add! The best website I have ever been to in my entire life is www.homestarrunner.com...you all must go there. Also, if you want to know the site's secrets, ask me. I have them ALL. *mwah ha ha...* Truly, it is the best website ever.

MY SONG OF THE MOMENT
"I Can" by Nas

I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I wanna be (be what I wanna be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard it)
I'll be where I wanna be (I'll be where I wanna be)
Be, B-Boys and girls, listen up
You can be anything in the world, in God we trust
An architect, doctor, maybe an actress
But nothing comes easy it takes much practice
Like, I met a woman who's becoming a star
She was very beautiful, leaving people in awe
Singing songs, Lina Horn, but the younger version
Hung with the wrong person
Gotta astrung when I heard when
Cocaine, sniffing up drugs, all in her nose
Coulda died, so young, no looks ugly and old
No fun cause when she reaches for hugs people hold they breath
Cause she smells of corrosion and death
Watch the company you keep and the crowd you bring
Cause they came to do drugs and you came to sing
So if you gonna be the best, I'ma tell you how
I know I can (I know I can)
Be what I wanna be (be what I wanna be)
If I work hard at it (If I work hard it)
I'll be where I wanna be (I'll be where I wanna be)
Be, B-Boys and girls, listen again
This is for grown looking girls who's only ten
The ones who watch videos and do what they see
As cute as can be, up in the club with fake ID
Careful, 'fore you meet a man with HIV
You can host the TV like Oprah Winfrey
Whatever you decide, be careful, some men be
Rapists, so act your age, don't pretend to be
Older than you are, give yourself time to grow
You thinking he can give you wealth, but so
Young boys, you can use a lot of help, you know
You thinkin life's all about smokin weed and ice
You don't wanna be my age and can't read and right
Begging different women for a place to sleep at night
Smart boys turn to men and do whatever they wish
If you believe you can achieve, then say it like this
Save the music y'all, save the music y'all
Save the music y'all, save the music y'all
Save the music
Be, be, 'fore we came to this country
We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys
It was empires in Africa called Kush
Timbuktu, where every race came to get books
To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans
Asian Arabs and gave them gold when
Gold was converted to money it all changed
Money then became empowerment for Europeans
The Persian military invaded
They learned about the gold, the teachings and everything sacred
Africa was almost robbed naked
Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships
Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot up they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?
If the truth is told, the youth can grow
They learn to survive until they gain control
Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes
Read more learn more, change the globe
Ghetto children, do your thing
Hold your head up, little man, you're a king
Young Prince thats when you get your wedding ring
Your man is saying "She's my queen"