Chicks are all the same.

They crawl into a bathtub one day as little girls, open up their legs, and in their youth and foolishness don't comprehend what they see there.

How the little pink flaps of genitalia invite (the functionalists say they require)
a one in four chance of being raped before she is 18,
slashings with the double-edged sword of sexual standards,
Helen Gurley Brown as earth mother,
less pay for equal work,
living and working on a planet that tends disregard and starve its children and its mothers.

I know, the connections are obvious. Vagina, translated, is pain.

But some ladies just don't understand.