Findings:
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How to "Have People"
- You, standing
- how many lines of code have you written?
- Beating someone severely
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- How to tackle someone
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- Packt like sardines in a crush tin box
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- Sounding like a child
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- How do ya like them apples?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How to interview someone
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to ruin someone's life
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- How to insult someone using calculus
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- How to have an epileptic fit
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Running toward the edge
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- How everything is like starship troopers
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- How to comfort someone whose parent has died
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- Sex with a chicken
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- How to pack someone out of your life
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- How to tell if someone loves you
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to love someone who is mentally ill
- How can an atheist have morals?
- I would like to have emotions
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to hypnotize someone
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- How we have grown apart
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- How to have an out of body experience
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- How to declare someone dead
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- How the mighty have fallen
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
- How do you write like that?
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Forgiving someone
- How to speak to someone in a noisy room
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- you would have been
- Running a marathon
- consoles should have trackballs
- rolling mat
- Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Ack! I have a leftover bit!
- Improving your chess game
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- How to cross the street in New York City
- Gnutella users have poor taste in film
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- You don't have to remember my name
- How To Become a Mighty Pirate
- I should have danced with you
- How to: Mini Golf First Date
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- AES may have been broken
- How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
- How to install Linux for the total n00b
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- how do you change fuel pump in 1994 mazda 626
- Not tonight, I have a headache
- How to cite your sources on Everything2
- She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
- How to become a competitive gamer
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- how to become a better
- How knots weaken rope
- I have failed
- How to share internet within two PC
- You Have To Burn The Rope
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- Tastes like chicken
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Impressing a woman
- insulting people you like
- Learn how to spell
- i like my body when it is with your
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- Why poems are like babies...
- How to recycle a computer properly
- cp like a monk
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
- How not to beat Jet Li's kung-fu style in "Fist of Legend"
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