Overheard in a bar (idea)

Bar patron: Hi. Lemme have the usual.

Bartender: Hey, where you been? Haven't seen you in weeks.

Bar patron: Had to go out of town.

Bartender: Yeah? Where?

Bar patron: I was in Brooklyn.

Bartender: Brooklyn, New York?

Bar patron: Yeah.

Bartender: We're in Brooklyn now, asshole.

Bar patron: Shit! I'm still here?!

Bartender: Yeah. You've been a regular at this bar for over a year.

Bar patron: My wife is gonna be pissed.

• barfly
• the usual
• Bartender
• Yeah
• Brooklyn
• New York
• asshole
• Shit
• regular
• bar
• year
• wife

• out of town