Overheard in a bar (idea)
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Bartender: Hey, where you been? Haven't seen you in weeks.
Bar patron: Had to go out of town.
Bartender: Yeah? Where?
Bar patron: I was in Brooklyn.
Bartender: Brooklyn, New York?
Bar patron: Yeah.
Bartender: We're in Brooklyn now, asshole.
Bar patron: Shit! I'm still here?!
Bar patron: My wife is gonna be pissed.