One day
at work, we had on the
TV the movie "
The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue". And towards the end, they find all these
cute little kittens captive. And as they're being resuced they sound like they're
being propelled mid-air across a field.
Then it struck me.
The kitten launcher. The ultimate offensive for young professional nihilists who still want to be stylish. Just load up a modified rocket launcher with a half-dozen rabid kittens. People will run in fear of you. Punk girls will adore you. You'd be able to say "Kneel before Zod!" with confidence and class. And you'd be using cute little kittens for the weaponry we all secretly know them to be!
Because you know...The cute kitten represents violence and carnage.
And you know
Aighearach...before they invented
bazookas and
rocket launchers and
heavy weaponry and such, I'm pretty sure
that's how it would work back in those days. And I would say that having
nine lives goes to a kitten's advantage too.