Gone in Sixty Seconds 2005 - Theatre Quest Entries (idea)
Honey and the Bees that Make ItSuspect is seated in a chair, hands crossed as if bound.Police Officer enters, looking down at a notebook. Police Officer: Says here you're under arrest for wearing yellow. Suspect is silent. Police Officer, looking over at Suspect: That's a serious crime. Suspect remains silent. Police Officer: Do you not realize that yellow is the colour of dandelions? Filthy weeds. They ruin our lawns. Suspect, quietly: It is also the colour of daffodils, sir. Police Officer: Yellow is the sign that milk is going rancid. Suspect: Baby chicks, sir. The sign of new life. Police Officer: Mustard. Suspect: Egg yolk. Police Officer, voice rising: Jaundice. Suspect: The sun. Police Officer, shouting: Urine! Beat. Suspect: My mother's hair. Pause. Police Officer: You're free to go.
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