Die Slow, Indiana (poetry)

• Please report any instances of
  littering, loitering, or
  teasing of the heart

• Allow yourself the luxury of
  a short-term memory

• Apologize to the foster children
  for nothing
  nothing at all

• Exercise your right to vote

• Do not feel ashamed
  or disgusted with something
  as petty as oneself

• Do not concern yourself
  with what is said it is only
  the air around you and
  some hair in your ears

• Graciously accept
  all gifts and hospitality
  of the locals

• Vengeance is not
  a harvest, nor a feast, and
  Vengeance is not
  justice

• Be patient with the
  strays and runaways

• Support the local
  performing arts

• Weld your beauty
  into your actions like
  the jewel of a ring 

• Speak of love
  like it is hunger

• Live as a fire
  haphazardly, only pray
  first for forgiveness
  and then for more kindling

• Remember to tip your server
  on your way out

Take this brochure
and a bumper sticker
and peacefully be on your way

We know you will enjoy your stay