"Mum, Dad, I've had enough." "I've been surfing here for quite some time, all my life in fact, and I've decided that it's just not going to work out with me here." "You never cool my nodes, no matter what my rep is. I've been a scribe for weeks now, and you never noticed, because you were too busy stuck in front of that TV to take any interest in my writeups. I got into the Cream Of The Cool yesterday, and all you could do is ask me if you could use the phone line..." "Well, I'm going now. I've been offered to stay at E2 with EDB, and I'm going. At least they'll respect my XP there. Goodbye parents, I hope you reach level 2 soon." "Oh by the way, is there any chance of getting my pocket money forwarded to my new address?"