I'm walking through a
department store and I realize I have to go to the bathroom. I head over to the corner of the store, and there are four
celebrities there, walking away. Two I don't recognize, and the other two are
John Madden (but skinny) and
Trudie Styler(wife of
Sting). Trudie gives me a very knowing look as I pass by - there is a leather
recliner with four bondage
collars sitting on it - four different colors, one for each celebrity. I pass by it to go to the bathroom.
The bathroom is stark white, and I go into the stall. I look at the door to the
stall and it is only about two feet tall, mounted so that people can look in and see
everything but the actual act of peeing. I
look out and realize that I am in the
Lesbian Exhibition Stall, sort of an art project. There are two
Asian lesbians pointing and waving at me while I pee. I shift my knees around and pose for them, and wave back.