Actually,
anti-porn is a stunning creation of the
CERN Laboratories.
Fabricated in the same accelerated chambers that create anti-particles, these scientists, with plenty of time on their hands, have combined beams of chaste neutrons, asexual protons and a picture of Janet Reno to create anti-porn. The substance, purple in color, is of a grainy, toothpaste like texture. When smeared on any pornographic item it causes it to loose all of whatever minimal drawing power it might have had.
Parents are buying tubes of it by the crate load, and the christian coalition is already laying plans for the anti-porn bombing of Las Vegas.