subsidized years (thing)

Chronology of Organization of North American Nation's Revenue-Enhancing Subsidized Time™, By Year

1. Year of the Whopper
2. Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad
3. Year of the Trial-Size Dove Bar
4. Year of the Perdue Wonderchicken
5. Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster
6. Year of the Yushityu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-Easy-To-Install-Upgrade For Infernatron/InterLace TP Systems For Home, Office, Or Mobile (sic)
7. Year of the Dairy Products from the American Heartland
8. Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
9. Year of Glad

Copied by hand from Infinite Jest, page 223 of the First Paperback Ed.