The semi-fictional life of every real woman (idea)

Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson	If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch	What I do with my philosophy degree	BrevityQuest 2006
Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker	Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,	a total loss of control over her life	The two-variable theory of relationships
Chicks in Chain Mail	Work like you don't need the money	The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny	Life sucks, then you die
Real is not an absolute	Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.	Silent All These Years	The Secret Language of Relationships
Realizations in relationships	High school dance	Blues Brothers 2000	You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
she does not know how much I need this