True, he has his faults
but don't they all
Not the best dancer, despite practice
and not particularly bright
all those degrees notwithstanding

He's booksmart, if you know what I mean

He is also quite resistant to warm climates
so that cuts down on vacation choices.
But he means well
and wants to please
and all that straw keeps you warm at night
it's not goose down, girl
but it ain't bad