I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. (poetry)

Somebody left their bike outside the gas station,
just asking to be stolen.

's amazing to me that it was there at all,
knowing how people are these days.

I rode it around for a while and showed my girlfriend,
who thought it was funny.

After a while I got bored of it and left it
in a ditch by the elementary school
so some kid could find it.

I'm a pretty generous guy if you think about it.