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When I got the first email, I asked my cubemate who the sender was. She looked over at the subject and said "he's cute... open it!"

I know vbs worms from irc, traditionally they're sent out as HOTSEX.vbs.jpg and MYDICK.jpg.vbs and I knew better than to open the attachment.

I really am disappointed in how it was dealt with. I got over 300 ILOVEYOU emails from people I don't know this afternoon and that fucking Microsoft DING that nobody thinks about shutting off DINGED 300 times on every PC on our floor. I was becoming quite irritated until a genius sysadmin remembered he could make a kill file on the subject lines going through the mail server so they could work on a remedy for the problem instead of worrying about the server crashing.

Yay, MCSE!

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