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by
dragoon
Mon May 29 2000 at 9:55:07
Okay, first off, this is
NOT
from
personal knowledge
.
Pig
s: Male
pigs have a corkscrew penis
. This is a fact.
Geese
: Just a larger chicken, huh?
Goat
s: I've read some amusing stories about sick
goatherder
s having to tell their doctor just how they caught something.
Hawk
s: To continue the avian lust.
Monkey
s: Some people just need to grow up. I mean, why not go for a human if you're going for something that close?
Fish
: So that's where the smell comes from...
Lobster
s: Who's heard the
brine shrimp story
?
Snake
s
Eel
s
Small rodents:
Mice
,
Gerbil
s and
Hamster
s.
Donkey
s: Apparently a favorite down in
Tijuana
.
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