Marching band extremists throw a
party at emily's house. It started raining so about 200 people frolic'd in a 10 by 20 room. A
rock band then proceeded to show up.
Things I learned from this party
1. Do not drink flavored vodka straight. It does taste good, but vomit is bad for a relationship.
2. The marching band sucks.
3. Scottish people can do excellent impersonations of Sean Connery.
4. Emily's roommate, his name is Ben, is a bad person.
5. Alf, wifebeaters, and thick glasses sell semi-jello shots.
woof.