Fondue ducked out of the e2 London picnic halfway through to sate his sexual deviency with a visit to the genuine pre-op transsexual.

Heyoka secretly is in love with James from Team Rocket :-)

Noether was once stalked by madonna

iain is a closet marmite Connoisseur

Blowdart was savaged by a pair of long johns when he was 6.

gnarl is really the soup dragon in disguise