American professional tennis player, born in Las Vegas, NV. Has won several professional tournaments, including Wimbledon, the US Open, etc. Formerly married to model Brooke Shields.

Went from long, weird, rock star hair to no hair at all.
Has probably made more money from endorsements than from playing. All around goofball and spacecadet who seems either surly or teary-eyed, depending on his performance. Has the maturity of a 12 year old who loses his quarters in a game arcade.

When a young player, turned tanking into an artform.