Wintersweet has a point. One of my favourite things to do in museums (yeah, yeah. Whatever.) is to go and look at the thousands-of-years-old pop culture artefacts. In the museum of the Roman baths in Bath, and in the Egyptian museum in Cairo, and in the Roman Britain rooms in the British Museum, you can find hundreds of little, mass-produced votive objects which were thrown into the water or left at shrines. Row after row of tiny, cheap cat gods and women with their tits out. I imagine those are the goddesses.

We didn't invent pop culture. I'd have to kill myself if I said this was kind of like buying Buffy action figures, so I won't. But maybe the point about it being pop culture is that we're always going to think we invented it, like sex and quoting that Philip Larkin poem