MY NAME IS ROBOT. UNFORTUNATELY NO-ONE CAN BE
TOLD WHAT A CALL CENTER IS. YOU HAVE TO SEE IT
FOR YOURSELF. LET ME SHOW YOU...
:::DAILY LOG 22/04/03:::
830 - LOAD WORKPLACE...DONE
900 - PROCESSING........INCOMING CALL - PICKUP. PROBLEM ENCOUNTERED....
920 - SOLUTION FOUND - ERROR CODE 1 - USER ERROR
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1230 - SYSTEM EVENT = STANDBY MODE (LUNCHTIME=TRUE)
1330 - STANDBY DISENGAGED (BRAINFUNCTION=ON)
1340 - PROCESSING........INCOMING CALL - PICKUP. PROBLEM ENCOUNTERED....
1400 - SOLUTION FOUND - ERROR CODE 1 - USER ERROR
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1700 - ERROR! INSUFFICIENT PATIENCE. REQUIRED=3,748,167 BYTES AVAILABLE=0 BYTES.
1728 - PLEASE WAIT WHILE LIFE SHUTS DOWN YOUR WORKPLACE...
1730 - IT IS NOW SAFE TO SHUT DOWN YOUR WORKPLACE
:::LOG ENDS:::
:::23/04/03:::
RESTART