(idea) by cordelia Fri Apr 06 2001 at 16:40:36
  1. Issue a press release, ensuring that Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia LLC (MSO) gains a few points.
  2. Stage a commercial around K-mart's Martha Stewart Collection.
  3. Select a pleasing wardrobe, designed to accent the color of the peanut butter cup.
  4. Tell everyone how you can buy this perfect plate to set your peanut butter cup on.
  5. Take one bite.
  6. Daintily wipe with a napkin from the Martha Stewart Collection.
  7. Point out that a Martha Stewart Collection peanut butter cup is far superior to a Reese's, since Martha grows her own peanut and cocoa plants, processes them using only authentic underpaid third-world country labor, and then handcrafts every cup.
  8. Return you to your regularly scheduled programming


Sylvar's nodeshell challenge is to blame for this crime against humanity.
I like it!