People have tried to convince me that they do in fact go to Hooters for wings, that they in fact even like them. But I don't buy it. I've had Hooters wings, they are nasty. Let's face it guys, we have a problem seperating various pleasures from our life. Men like food, and men like half naked women. Now, when you put men in a place where they are surrounded by half naked women, and then give them something to eat, they will have a tough time seperating the stimulus. Thus, their enjoyment of the half naked women will translate to enjoyment of the wings.

So I agree, no one goes to Hooters for the wings. And if you say you do, it's time to take a closer look at yourself and end the lies.