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Masturbation euphemisms (idea)
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Fri Mar 31 2000 at 18:49:36
Boxing your clown
Punching the munchkin
Wanking
Polishing your sword
(very trite)
Flying solo
Backstroke roulette
Bash the candle
Beat off
Beat the bishop
Beat the meat
Beat the dummy
Beat the stick
Bleed the weed
Blow your load
Bludgeon the beefsteak
Bop the bolgney
Buff the banana
Burp the worm
Butter the corn
Choke the chicken
Choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come
Clean your rifle
Crank the shank
Crown the king
Cuff the carrot
Diddle
Drain the monster
Fist fuck
Fist your mister
Five against one
Flog the dog
Flog the hog
Flog your dong
Flute solo
Fondle the fig
Gallup the antelope
Give it a tug
Grease the pipe
Hack the hog
Hand job
Hand work
Have it off
Hitchhike under the big top
Hump your hose
Jack hammer
Jack off
Jazz yourself
Jerk off
Jerk the gherkin
Loop the mule
Make the bald man puke
Manipulate the mango
Manual override
Milk the lizard
Nerk your throbber
Oil the glove
One man show
Pack your palm
Paddle the pickle
Paint the pickle
Paint the walls
Peal the carrot
Please your pisser
Plunk your twanger
Pocket pinball
Pocket pool
Polish the rocket
Pound off
Pound your flounder
Pound your pud
Pull off
Pull the pole
Pull the pope
Pull your taffy
Pump the python
Ram the ham
Ride the great white knuckler
Rope the pony
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Shine your pole
Shoot putty at the moon
Slam the hammer
Slammin' the salami
Slappin' pappy
Slapping the clown
Slingin' jelly
Snap the monkey
Snap the whip
Spank the frank
Squeeze the lemon
Strokin' it
Stroke off
Stroke your poker
Tease the weasle
Tenderize the meat
Toss the turkey
Thump the pump
Tickle your pickle
Toss off
Walk the dog
Wax the dolphin
Wack off
Whip the dummy
Whip your dripper
Whizzin' jizzim
Wonk your conker
Wrestle your eel
Wring out your rope
Yank off
Yank the crank
Flogging the frog
Mangling the midget
Choking Kojak
Bite the wax tadpole
Words that sound dirty but really aren't
Simpsons digs at Apple
Jill off
LAME Ain't an MP3 Encoder
Euphemisms for menstruating
Henry Rollins
How many men/women masturbate?
Irish girls
Dem Bones
Spanking the Monkey
parallel parking
Rosy Palm and her five daughters
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Animal jerk-off metaphors
coitus interruptus
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