My former club's women's team had a few
misanthropist verses that they'd sing, but those have faded from my memory. So here's a few more of the "traditional," misogynist verses...
Oh... I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago;
I don't work there anymore.
A lady came in for a ruler...
A ruler from the store? (pause)
A ruler she wanted, my twelve inches she got!
I don't work there anymore!
Oh...I used to work in Chicago, in the old
department store.
I used to work in Chicago;
I don't work there anymore.
A lady came in for some earrings...
Some earrings from the store? (pause)
Some earrings she wanted, pearl necklace she got!
I don't work there anymore!
Oh...I used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
I used to work in Chicago;
I don't work there anymore.
A lady came in for some grout...
Some
grout from the store? (pause)
Some grout she wanted, caulking she got!
I don't work there anymore!
Oh...We used to work in Chicago, in the old department store.
We used to work in Chicago;
We don't work there anymore.
A lady came in for some TP...
TP from the store? (pause)
TP she wanted, DP'ed she got!
I don't work there anymore!
Oh...