The New England Patriots are a football team. At one point they were the Boston Patriots, but I guess we decided to share then with the rest of New England… what a shame. Anyway. The New England Patriots, aka the Pats suck. They shall always and forever suck. The minute you believe them to be a quality establishment, they just suck all over again. Never, ever, ever put your faith in this franchise. Unless you are fond of being let down. The Patriots have on many occasions pissed me off.

BTW: I’m going to a game on Sunday… GO PATRIOTS!!




The pats WON Superbowl XXXVI on February 4, 2002.

And though yes, my previous statement implies the Patriots are not a quality team. The fact remains that year after year you stick by them. And while they may have sucked in the past, they will possibly suck in the future. But nothing is as sweet as winning your first superbowl.