Very little is known about this party, such as who their
candidate is, which
state they're based in or what form of
medication they're on. But I know this -
I'd vote for them.
Taken from their webpage at http://www.teleport.com/%7Efrosty5/freepony.html
Our Story
Welcome to the Official Free
Pony and
Ice Cream Political Party Page. As a
political party, we expect to create a large following, due primarily to the two promises that we will put forth on the
campaign trail. If our
candidate is elected (we have yet to choose a candidate, however don't be surprised if you see
a parakeet named Gigi on the ballot, or a
cantaloup named
Banjo we will immediately deliver one pony to every family in the nation (size and color at our discretion). 93% of the ponies will be well bred and of
good temperament. We will also supply
ice cream to every family on the third Friday of each month (
ice milk and
fat free will also be available). The ice cream will be delivered in cartons and it will always be
fresh and
tasty. With the exception of these two distribution programs all other
elements of government will be
eliminated. With the presence of ice cream and ponies we see no need for these other
organizations.
The Facts
Scientific research has shown that ice cream and ponies are loved by millions. Class warfare and racial strife would be tremendously decreased by the simple satisfaction most Americans would receive from our two programs.
We do not promise you satisfaction, it's guaranteed! If you do not receive eternal joy and happiness from our new policies you will immediately be deported, guaranteed!