Obviously you've never gone out with any of my
ex-girlfriends. I can just see it now...
EVIL, VENGEFUL, PSYCHOTIC COW : "Darling, am I pretty?"
ME : "No comment."
EVPC : "Eh?"
ME : "By commenting on your beauty I would be perpetuating a set of standards
that are designed to keep you enslaved and undermine your ability to develop
as an individual."
EVPC : "Fine. Cool. But am I pretty?"
ME : "You are a nice person. That's all I'm saying."
EVPC : "Well, may I say that that's a very mature and enlightened attitude. May I
also say, that your testicles are chains that forever bind you to a
patriarchal
society and stopping you getting in touch with your true feelings. By removing them thus -"
ME : "Eeep!"
EVPC : "- I am liberating you and allowing you to develop as an individual."
ME : {insert sound of person bleeding to death}