stealth hangover (idea)

You wake up just fine - perhaps not even remembering the beer... neglecting to recall the marguritas and the kazis much less the white russians. Or maybe you do remember them - no matter because you feel pretty normal. A bit tired... sort of fuzzy in the head, but certainly not as bad you'd expect to feel after polluting your body with all that alcohol - nay, all those different kinds of alcohol.

Managing to get out of bed and put some clothes on you figure you're out of danger and now you can really forget about how much you drank last night. But later on - WHAM! - it hits you. The stealth hangover.

• Queezy nausea - like a half-digested four-foot earthworm is trying to slosh and ooze its way out of the your stomache.
• Splitting headache - combination of repeated axe blows to the forehead and evil fraggles trying to power drill out of your brain via your eye sockets.

And you thought you were fine...