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• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• In Which Ethel Gao's Adventure Gets Off To A Good Start
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• working title
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Koji Gets His Wish
• Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
• Every Which Way but Loose
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• but what's the moral of the story?
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• But the last half of the book is blank, and the author is gone.
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Author's Apology for his Book
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Why aspiring novelists should write short stories
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• In His Own Write
• Geronimo's Story of His Life
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• The shit that gets carried out in His name
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Another True Story, from Gypsie
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• The night I saw a man get his head blown off
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The point at which your carefully woven story falls to pieces
• Another story about Mia
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• It's not the story you tell, it's the words you write
• A Story About Magic
• Another time another place
• The Story of Ali Colia, Merchant of Bagdad
• Another Disaster At Ground Zero
• real death stories
• Stories unfurling with the curling of leaves
• The Everlasting Story of Nory
• Black Hand Over Europe - Author's Preface to the English Edition
• Does a story need a conflict?
• The Explosion in Back Bay Story
• Butt joint
• Not so difficult
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Story of Petrovitch
• It never rains but it pours
• The World's Shortest Horror Story
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• Two Stories Involving the Same Squirrel
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• They Hunger For Nodes (document)
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Stories for the Wobbly-Hearted
• Forever blue, but never black
• Astounding Stories
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Peter Lorre Story (user)
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Outliers: The Story of Success
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• book titles
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• original titles of famous books
• Yeah, but still
• setting Xterm titles
• European constitution- Part III, Title IV
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• James Bond Titles
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• asif butt (user)
• Well? Which way to the light?
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• that vs. which
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets - London
• Dammit! I can't win
• working as designed
• Gao Zhisheng
• Working at a dotcom wannabe
• Get my groove on
• United Nations Working Group on Contemporary Forms of Slavery
• Get hours
• My first comet
• get mine
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• I Will Write
• Let's get ready to rumble!
• The Right to Write: An Invitation and Initiation into the Writing Life
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• Finding time to write
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Navigating a crowd
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• get some
• Herbs to help you get a job
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• My new way to get there
• Get Out
• I get up from my sleeping spot
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• get a date
• A line of poetry is a chance to get rid of all the filth that clings to this accursed language
• Hey, YOU! Get off of my lawn!
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother

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