Words can not express how totally obnoxious this thing is. One of my co-workers decided to bring his in and show it to everyone. I have heard "Take Me To The River" and "Don't Worry Be Happy" more times than I care to.

There is also another version of the singing bass out there that spews out wisecracks and sings all at once. My boyfriend claims he saw a commercial for it on TV, and I saw an ad for it in the Sunday paper.

According to kbkids.com, there is also a Travis Trout who sings, except he sings "Doo Wah Diddy" and "Rock the Boat". What's next, a singing salmon or swordfish? How about a shark?

Will the madness ever end?