Jim Healey (person)

Late Los Angeles radio host. His show was called, simply, the "Jim Healey Show" and was, far and away, the funniest show on radio in LA. Appeared on KMPC 710 at the end, but was on another station prior. Show was a sports sattaire show that featured numerouns sound clips, often profanity laced, by such sports personalities as Tommy Lasorda, Sparky Anderson, Charles Barkley and Benoit Benjamin.

A small spattering of some of Healey's better known clips:

• "Riiiiiight" - Honorary Mayor of Hollywood, Johny Grant
  
• "Who goofed? I've got to know!" - Howard Cossell
  
• "This f*cking job is not that f*cking easy!" - Tommy Lasorda
  
• "I've forgot more about this f*cking game than all you people combined are ever going to know" - Bobby Knight
  
• "This game is 90 percent physical and the other half is mental" - Wayne Gretzky
  
• "That is why we have a system of justice of jewish prudence" - Don King
  
• "I've seen more shoving in the men's room!" - Pat Riley
  
• "That is so much crap!" - Mike Ditka
  
• "His swing sucks!" - Mike Ditka
  
• "I don't give a sh*t about the fans" - Benoit Benjamin
  
• "Its gonna be another ball burner" - Jim Harrick
  
• "Where's Ricky Sanders?" - Ronald Reagan
  
• "I wish you'd stop calling me Jim-uh" - Jimmy Carter
  
• "Cal-a-bunga, dude!" - Two unknown members of the California Angels